Armed and Dangerous

  The nurses were changing his diaper and asked if we wanted to help.  We said sure, couldn't hurt to start early.  Once Brandon was on his back he was squirming and screaming.  The nurse took off his old diaper and cleaned him up, all the while Brandon was making his disapproval loudly known.  I was watching the nurse, when all of a sudden Brandon stopped screaming, I started to think, "what made him feel better?" at the same time the other nurse slowly says, "Ohhhhh nooooo."  as Brandon decided to hose down his clean diaper and anything else that was in firing range.  Lesson learned.